





i asked chatgpt to write copypasta about my ass and-
Yo, y'all don't understand. My ass is so phat, it’s practically a whole ecosystem back there. Every time I walk into a room, gravity shifts. The sheer volume of this dumpy masterpiece causes ripples in the air. Scientists are studying the curvature of my backside, because it defies all known laws of physics. My ass has its own zip code, its own weather system, and probably a small town living in it. If you think you can handle this level of thickness, you better buckle up, because once you get a glimpse, there’s no turning back.