Throwback thursday, who here remembers when I was faceless? I'm SO glad i decided to do the reveal and go all out for you guys, I have so much more fun now!!!
2024-09-19 16:01:53 +0000 UTC View Post
Today is National Cheeseburger Day. Which would you rather eat: me... or a cheeseburger? (if you pick the cheeseburger i wont blame you tbh, i'm hungry too)
2024-09-18 18:20:20 +0000 UTC View Post
I would make a lord of the rings joke but all the good ones Aragorn... >.>
2024-09-16 13:42:02 +0000 UTC View Post
I asked Chat GPT to make some DnD jokes for me for captions. I'm going to grace your feed with a couple (I'm actually sorry):
"Guess my class is a bard, because I'm about to sing the praise of these waffles"
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"Breakfast quest complete, reward: bacon of holding"
oh god so bad xD
This is "Eat Me" cake, it makes you bigger!
2024-09-13 13:54:02 +0000 UTC View Post
What did you think of Fashion Advice Pt. 8? That's a wrap for such a fun caption story! Thanks to everyone who had resub on and caught every episode!
Wait til you see what I get into next week;)
I SAID what theme are my NAILS?? are you listening to me??
2024-09-10 14:29:02 +0000 UTC View Post
What's the theme of my nails?
(bonus: rare bush pic.... i'm growing it out for a sugar wax hehe)
This robe is the ONLY thing i want to wear today
2024-09-08 13:55:02 +0000 UTC View Post
obligatory airplane bathroom pic...
2024-09-07 16:05:02 +0000 UTC View Post
GOOD MORNING hope i can brighten up your day :D
2024-09-06 14:43:01 +0000 UTC View Post
I had so much fun in Asheville last week... but it didn't distract me from taking a couple pics for u ;)
2024-09-05 15:03:02 +0000 UTC View Post
The year is 2000, you have 3 pictures left on our vacation disposable so you snap a picture of me and I flash you, totally forgetting we have to take these to get developed at CVS. What do you do?
2024-09-04 15:01:29 +0000 UTC View Post
excuse me, is this seat taken?
2024-09-03 14:29:02 +0000 UTC View Post
What's your favorite at home activity?
2024-09-02 13:14:02 +0000 UTC View Post
POV we start working out together and I don't let you get anything done 😈
2024-08-31 13:03:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Good morniiiiiiiiinngggg. i could go for a little- "he comes up behind me and presses me into the counter, his morning wood hard against my ass..." right now. Watcha think?
2024-08-30 14:20:03 +0000 UTC View Post
I want to pavlov you, every time I put my hair up, you should get a boner.
2024-08-28 15:57:01 +0000 UTC View Post
yeah... super demure, sitting here thinking about you bending me over this thing 😇
2024-08-26 13:35:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Front or back? (you can say both)
2024-08-25 15:56:02 +0000 UTC View Post
You're in front of me and I'm giving you nonverbal instructions. Do you get it?
2024-08-24 16:04:03 +0000 UTC View Post
## 💋 Decide the Finale of "Fashion Advice" 💋
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The penultimate episode of Fashion Advice just dropped, and it ended with her asking you the big question—what should she wear when she comes over to film that oh-so-satisfying breakup video? 🎥 So... what’s the perfect outfit for her to wear when she gets wild with you, you film it, and send it straight to her soon-to-be ex? 😈
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I’ve definitely got my pick... How about you? 😏
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***If you haven’t caught up with this series yet, Fashion Advice is a spicy cheating caption series 🔥. New parts drop for free every week for my loyal resubscribers 💖, but if you miss one, don’t stress—they’re only $10 per part! Or you can grab the whole bundle for just $8 per part. Each episode is packed with 30-40 slides and it’s already a fan-favorite! 💌***
What do you think of redheads wearing green?
2024-08-23 16:42:55 +0000 UTC View Post
Its thursday... every time you wish it was friday, look at this picture so I can distract you. the weekend will be here soon!!!!
2024-08-22 16:54:58 +0000 UTC View Post
